Some habits are just universal. They’re not exactly scandalous, but they live in that funny little corner between “relatable” and “absolutely no one needs to know I do this.” Whether it’s a tiny lie, a weird reflex, or a guilty pleasure, we all have those moments we quietly sweep under the rug and carry on like nothing happened.
Here are 10 of them. If you say you’ve never done at least five, you’re definitely lying.
1. Pretending to Text to Avoid People
See someone you kinda know across the street? Time to suddenly “check your messages” like your life depends on it. Bonus points if you throw in some intense fake typing just to look extra busy.
2. Re-reading Your Own Texts Because You Were Hilarious
You absolutely nailed that joke in the group chat, and now you’re scrolling back just to read it again… and again… like it’s your own personal TED Talk.
3. Saying “I’m on my way” When You Haven’t Left Yet
You’re still in a towel, but you just texted “5 mins away.” It’s not a lie if you believe in future-you’s potential.
4. Watching a Show With Someone… Then Finishing It Without Them
“I would never watch ahead without you!” you say, hiding the fact that you’re already on the season finale and pretending to be shocked when they are.
5. Listening to the Same Song on Repeat Until You’re Sick of It
One day you discover a song. The next day, Spotify has it permanently stuck in your algorithm because you played it 47 times in a row.
6. Googling the Symptoms Instead of Going to the Doctor
You’ve convinced yourself it’s either a mild allergy or something they’d name a documentary after. Either way, WebMD is now your personal physician.
7. Silent Judging in Public
Someone’s wearing socks with sandals? Their phone’s on loud during a movie? You’re not saying anything—but inside, you’re writing Yelp reviews on their entire existence.
8. Practicing Arguments in the Shower
You just destroyed your imaginary opponent with flawless comebacks. The soap may be slipping, but your debate game is untouchable.
9. Clearing Your Browser History Like You’re in the CIA
You weren’t looking up anything that weird. But still… just in case. Better safe than explaining why you googled “Do fish get thirsty?”
10. Talking to Yourself When No One’s Around
Whether it’s hyping yourself up, fake interviews, or full conversations in the mirror, you’re basically your own best friend and biggest fan.
We’re All Wired Same
We all do weird little things to cope, laugh, or just feel human. The beauty of it is—we’re all in on the same secret. So go ahead, keep being a little weird. Just maybe don’t admit it in a job interview.
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