On the 4th of September, Twitter user @khanofkhans11_ made a tweet prompting men to share their stories detailing why they stopped talking to women they like and the stories so far have been outrageous and extremely hilarious.
Men. Reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a lady you were interested in:
— •Khan’✨ (@khanofkhans11_) September 4, 2022
Here are a few of the most interesting stories shared so far:
I saw this on her status pic.twitter.com/xEWPd60a5a
— Abayomi 🦉 (@Lekzzycoal1) September 4, 2022
“She asked for a certain amount of money that would serve as collateral for her heart. So if I break her heart at least she would not lose both ways. She called it a registration fee.”
-@BelloZech
“She claimed she was faster than me and I challenged her to run with me. she dust me. then I asked her for a rematch; I took off and never came back.”
-@skinnybadtguy
“I was walking her home when we came across a big long snake. I took to my heels, hoping we’d arrive home at the same time. She didn’t get home until 15mins later. I asked what took her so long, she said she was trying to kill the snake, but she missed. Okare layé! Iyawo Tarzan.”
-@Femi_Lakers
“We were on a date, then her WiFi suddenly connected to someone’s hotspot. She started hiding ooo, from adjusting her wig down to her eyebrows and suddenly putting on her nose mask to spending most of the date in the restroom…apparently, it was her man.”
-@Damnujay
Posted this before but make una see again.😭 https://t.co/uZkUh5wZjg pic.twitter.com/uXcM8PNCHZ
— xAvi3r (@xavyaf) September 4, 2022
“Went to the mall to get my mom’s favorite perfume, and because she was with me, I asked her if she wanted anything for herself. “I don’t use cheap perfumes like this and even if I did, within this price range, it’ll be a deodorant”, she replied. Someone that doesn’t have a job.”
-@pixelDahn
“Strong body odor Kamar Dan Garuwa, the first day we met, she stepped into the car and almost wiped my memory. Had to pretend I was cold and switch off the AC and lower the windows so I can breathe proper I faked receiving an emergency call and ran for my life.”
-@Mal_Baffa
“She came for a sleepover and I started having nightmares in the middle of the night only to wake up to her staring at me from close range at like 2 am. I shouted “Jesus” & she started laughing. I open eyes like fish till 6 am & then I had my cab guy come to take her back to Enugu.”
-@DiceyPrince_
“Posted my picture on my birthday and captioned it “GBUNA” I was confused so I asked what’s the meaning and she was like “God Bless Ur New Age” nkurases3m sei ?ew”
-@_mfkent
“Shatta wale wish am happy birthday. lol”
-@SO6p
No words https://t.co/fP7CrN5bFU pic.twitter.com/lNP6yISPFw
— octane aka TemilOluwa (@temmy_king) September 5, 2022
“I was on VC with the girl I was still setting her P. That’s how my guy entered the room & chanted a cult slang sha, he does that regularly & we know it as his cruise. Naso the girl replied from the other end Na that day I abort mission cos who go date Capon?”
-@felagoeshard
“Got me a birthday cake & it was already halved. She took half of it to give her family members and house people.”
-@Kolade_OG
“Came to my place and started looking for money I clearly know she didn’t come with claiming she misplaced it and started crying I was crying too cause where I wan see 200k”
-@LDadevol
“she use her knee break sugar cane. I wan mad”
-@kuz_chainz
She polluted the air on our first date and told me to smell it https://t.co/5qhs6UQlXu pic.twitter.com/5R0PMZow3x
— Omo daddy 🌴🥥 (@Dami_the_goat) September 4, 2022
We could go on and on as there are thousands of these stories. But we do know for sure that a lot of these reasons are justified, hilarious or not.